I called to say I made something for you with my bare hands I put it into the mail today Oh oh Give it a week or two I've heard it takes time to cross the sea The note, it took me a decade to write Ah ha I called to say this is the last time we'll speak I made a pact, in fact, I'm doing the crosswords tonight Unroll your eyes I've always felt you cared much more than you should It's just a soul, the hole is easily covered with dirt I've stained my shirt