Momma's got a hot flash, daddy's got a cold one Sister's outta adderall headed out to get some It's another good day, in the USA Everybody's minds in a different state Momma's got a hot flash, Daddy's got a cold one Preachers on the TV pimpin' out forgiveness Dealers on the street just trying to make a living It's another good day in the USA Just another good day Ooooh, we're really good at screwing it up sometimes We get the right wrong and the wrong right Ooooh, killing ourselves trying to stay alive Probably pacing ourselves just to lose our minds When you're five to nine it's the games you play When you're nine to five it's the things you hate It's another good day in the USA Can't afford the rent but we buy another scratch off If there's Russian's in the White House blame it on the Smirnoff It's another good day in the USA Everybody's minds in a different state Ooooh, we're really good at screwing it up sometimes We get the right wrong and the wrong right Ooooh, killing ourselves trying to stay alive Probably pacing ourselves just to lose our minds When you're five to nine it's the games you play When you're nine to five it's the things you hate It's another good day in the USA From the Hollywood stars to the farm field stripes We're all trying to get by till we see the light Ooooh, we're really good at screwing it up sometimes We get the right wrong and the wrong right Ooooh, killing ourselves trying to stay alive Probably pacing ourselves just to lose our minds When you're five to nine it's the games you play When you're nine to five it's the things you hate It's another good day in the USA Momma's got a hot flash, Daddy's got a cold one