Last night, slow night, slow crowd So I thought well one more No more then I'll head on home by myself That band kicked in, oh man I saw you dancing, Friday night dress and a Sunday smile No way I was leaving then That was the best cold beer I never drank Best damn half buzz double take When you pulled me out on the dance floor That song ended, rolled into one more That was the best five bucks I ever blew When last call caught me kissing you I tipped the bartender while he poured it down the sink That was the best cold beer I never drank Never drank, never drank The best cold beer I never drank Never drank, never drank Long gone, neon, slow song You pull me close My hands, your hips Your lips were like an invitation To a party, girl I'm sorry if it seems like I've been chuggin' Bacardi Just blue eyed drunk, a little red lip stoned You're the only high I was on That was the best cold beer I never drank Best damn half buzz double take When you pulled me out on the dance floor That song ended, rolled into one more That was the best five bucks I ever blew When last call caught me kissing you I tipped the bartender while he poured it down the sink That was the best cold beer I never drank Never drank, never drank The best cold beer I never drank Never drank, never drank That long neck I wasted I didn't even taste it But every time I'd trade it for one more goodnight kiss That was the best cold beer I never drank Best damn half buzz double take When you pulled me out on the dance floor That song ended, rolled into one more The best five bucks I ever blew When last call caught me kissing you I tipped the bartender while he poured it down the sink That was the best cold beer I never drank Never drank, never drank The best cold beer I never drank Never drank, never drank The best cold beer I never drank Never drank, never drank