I'm gonna drink, smoke, cuss, and fight
And if I don't make it home, it'll be alright
Need an outlaw woman and a sawdust floor
Get whiskey bent, and then drink one more
Paint this town like we used to do
Gettin' plumb tore up on the Mountain Dews
I just got paid, and I got all night
Drink, smoke, cuss, and fight
'Tween work and jail, it ain't goin' so well
I spend a lot of time at home
I need to lose the noose 'cause I wanna let loose
With my rowdy friends all night long
Mama asked me, "Would I try to be good?"
But I feel it buildin' up inside
I gotta let it go, or I know it's gonna blow
Just like dynamite
I'm gonna drink, smoke, cuss, and fight
And if I don't make it home, it'll be alright
Need an outlaw woman and a sawdust floor
Get whiskey bent, and then drink one more
Paint this town like we used to do
Gettin' plumb tore up on the Mountain Dews
I just got paid, and I got all night
Drink, smoke, cuss, and fight
♪
Daddy always said, "Son, up in your head
Something just ain't right"
I think it went wrong when I was hittin' my bong
'Cause I got way too high
And now we're-a frown 'cause Bonnie came down
I ain't been havin' any fun
I need to let it out, I wanna scream and shout
Party 'til the break o' dawn
I'm gonna drink, smoke, cuss, and fight
And if I don't make it home, it'll be alright
Need an outlaw woman and a sawdust floor
Get whiskey bent, and then drink one more
Paint this town like we used to do
Gettin' plumb tore up on the Mountain Dews
I just got paid, and I got all night
Drink, smoke, cuss, and fight
I can't lie to my mama 'cause it just ain't right
I'm gonna drink, smoke, cuss, and fight
(Can I get my tab, please?)
(Somebody call Uber)