You're probably drunk right now
10:30 on a Tuesday night
Somewhere out on the town
Starin' in some stranger's eyes
You're just a few sips away
From not turnin' him down
He probably thinks he's got a chance
'Cause you're probably drunk right now
You're probably drunk right now
About to pick up the phone
You're gonna dial my number
And say you need a ride home
But knowin' you girl, you know me
I'd be wishin' I could drive across town
And you'll say that's okay
'Cause your probably drunk right now
If it's hurtin' you like it's hurtin' me
Then you're nothin' short of breakin' down
If it's killin' you like it's killin' me
And you got a memory to drown
You're probably drunk right now
Wishin' I was at your door
Tellin' you that I was wrong
With my knees on the floor
But even if I did in the mornin' when the sun came out
You wouldn't remember a thing
'Cause you're probably drunk right now
If it's hurtin' you like it's hurtin' me
Then you're nothin' short of breakin' down
If it's killin' you like it's killin' me
And you got a memory to drown
Then you're probably drunk right now, oh yeah
If it's hurtin' you like it's hurtin' me
Then you're nothin' short of breakin' down
If it's killin' you like it's killin' me
And you got a memory to drown
You're probably drunk right now
You're probably drunk right now