Catch me knuckles, yeah
For the Legends
It's not like I'm asking for a dog or even a cat
I just want one small guinea pig the size of a rat
I can cook it lettuce cake with sprinkles on top
I will make friendship bracelets with my guinea pig non-stop
Bunny and I could do portraits of my guinea pig
If I had a guinea pig, I'd call it Baz
(Because Baz rhymes with Naz)
Come on, papa, Just one small guinea pig
Give Naz a guinea pig, give Naz a guinea pig, give Naz a guinea pig
Pretty please?
Give Naz a guinea pig, give Naz a guinea pig, give Naz a guinea pig
Come on, papa
Papa, pretty please, before I was born
I was asking mama in the womb if I could get a guinea pig
And she replied with
"Ask papa"
So from that day, I've been asking you and begging you
Pretty please, can you give me a guinea pig?
I feel like it's fair, I won the challenge fair and square
Give Naz a guinea pig, give Naz a guinea pig, give Naz a guinea pig
Pretty please?
Give Naz a guinea pig, give Naz a guinea pig, give Naz a guinea pig
Come on, papa
Come on, Legends
If we all band together, maybe we can finally convince Papa
I've tried everything in the world to make my wish work
I've tidied my room, done my chores, and I've even made this T-shirt
Hopefully, you and I can help my plan go through
And if this happens, the first person I'm gonna thank is gonna be you
Give Naz a guinea pig, give Naz a guinea pig, give Naz a guinea pig
Pretty please?
Give Naz a guinea pig, give Naz a guinea pig, give Naz a guinea pig
Come on, papa
Give Naz a guinea pig, give Naz a guinea pig, give Naz a guinea pig
Pretty please?
Give Naz a guinea pig, give Naz a guinea pig, give Naz a guinea pig