There's a lotta of things in common Between me and ol' Jack D You could never handle your whiskey And you could never handle me And I know you can't forget how good we looked dressed up in black And how your night gets better after both our seals are cracked So don't ask me no questions, honey If you don't want the truth 'Cause, baby, I'm that full strength I don't want your 80 proof Yeah, I'm hard to live with But harder to live without So don't put ice in my whiskey 'Cause you can't water me down Now, that label sure is pretty But I'm a heavy pour And if you ain't real careful, boy You'll end up on the floor And I know you think That hangover won't hang on very long But that pounding in your chest will be there Long after I'm gone So don't ask me no questions, honey If you don't want the truth 'Cause, baby, I'm that full strength No, I don't want your 80 proof Yeah, I'm hard to live with But harder to live without So don't put ice in my whiskey 'Cause you can't water me down ♪ You can try to chase me But you won't ever catch up And you can buy a cheap replacement But it won't ever be enough So don't ask me no questions, honey If you don't want the truth 'Cause, baby, I'm that full strength No, I don't want your 100 proof Yeah, I'm hard to live with But harder to live without So don't put ice in my whiskey 'Cause you can't water me down No, don't put ice in my whiskey 'Cause you can't water me down