My 40s are kicking my ass And handing them to me in a margarita glass I was infatuated with an older man And then I dated a psychopath So, I'm 44 in 2020 And thank God I saved up some money Time to ruminate like "What the fuck was that?" Like a shot of good luck I got a puppy and a truck If you feel like giving up, shut up Get a puppy and a truck I don't fuck with MOPAR, Tesla or Ford I'm a Chevrolet angel, Lord Traded my '64 Malibu for a van And to tell you the truth, that's the only regret I have I need a dog that's hypoallergenic In the poodle milieu and photogenic Don't shed, don't bark, and can play in the band Like a shot of good luck I got a puppy and a truck If you see us rolling up, thumbs up Puppy and a truck I don't got no kids, I don't got no kids I don't got no roots I'm an orphan, catch me if you can I'm lacing up my boots Like a shot of good luck I got a puppy and a truck And some unconditional love Like a shot of good luck Get a puppy and a truck If you see us rolling up, say what's up? Puppy and a truck