Hold me down until he leaves Still wearing that stupid shirt, I see So much for breaking bread, rejected in my own bed I guess some things are fated from the seed Hold a mirror to my face Someone has gone and took my place I know that my eyes are blue But can you give me another clue I only know myself from what they say I never knew a girl could be so funny You got me laughing into my sleeve No missing pieces here yet I went running But I was wrong and so I guess the joke's on me Bated breath a clever wit The sweetest fruit without the pit Seen it all a dime a dozen But now that pit's inside my stomach Are you too scared to just acknowledge it? That you never knew a girl could be so funny I got you laughing into your sleeve No missing pieces here yet I went running But I was wrong and so I guess the joke's on me But I was wrong and so I guess the joke's on me Found myself inside a cab at a stop light I like crying inside vehicles at night But it gets easier when all the lights go down To avoid explaining the tears of a clown You never knew a girl could be so funny I got you laughing until you bleed No missing pieces here yet I went running But I was wrong and so I guess the joke's on me I never knew a girl could be so funny You got me laughing into my sleeve No missing pieces here yet I went running But I was wrong and so I guess the joke's on me But I was wrong and so I guess the joke's on me