Alright, that's fine I'll just talk to my food Why on Earth didn't you tell me You were in a car accident? If it happened to me, I would tell you I'm so bored of cake for the dead Isn't it weird to be green at your age? We'll make you eat every red cent that you made Then you'll be up the creek too There goes my last chance to chicken out Nature on the nod'll come loose Turn me into red meat and brick dust Let all the beer of the blue world dry up Let it dry up I have a friend Right here Hiding under my shirt We're right here if you ever get tired Tired of putting God first Don't look at me like I give a damn what you do But I know I don't wanna go out In the hallway, I wanna die in my room When will Hollywood learn? There goes my last chance to chicken out Nature on the nod'll come loose Turn me into red meat and brick dust Let all the beer of the blue world dry up Let it dry up You can take this job And I'll tell you what you can do with it All hail my dog, bad news on Her way over the ocean blue Maybe not blue How would I know? How would I know? How would I know?