What ever happened to, "Howdy Ma'am" and "How do you do?"
Snapbacks and bad pickup lines
Only let me down
I came here to wind down the week
It's fine if you wanna buy me a drink,
But don't go crazy and think you'll sweep me off my feet
So, let me throw you a bone
I'm leavin here alone
There's someone up late waiting for me
At the back porch till I get home
You've done nothin wrong,
Just blame it on old country songs, yeah
You may have come here lookin for love
And try to steal away my heart, but
You ain't Willie Nelson, you ain't my dog
I must be tired, right?
Cuz I been runnin through your mind all night
You checked my tag,
Yup - made in heaven
I'm not trying to be mean
I don't mind your company
But your sweet talkin,
It won't get you very far
So, let me throw you a bone
I'm leavin here alone
There's someone up late waiting for me
At the back porch till I get home
You've done nothin wrong,
Just blame it on old country songs, yeah
You may have come here lookin for love
And try to steal away my heart, but
You ain't Willie Nelson, you ain't my dog
Unless you roll like my redheaded stranger
Keep me safe from harm and danger
Let me throw you a bone
I'm leavin here alone
There's someone up late waiting for me
At the back porch till I get home
You've done nothin wrong,
Just blame it on old country songs, yeah
You may have come here lookin for love
And try to steal away my heart, but
You ain't Willie Nelson,
No You ain't Wille Nelson, you ain't my dog
You ain't my dog