Somebody waved me in From across the street He said, "hey boy My name is Saint Pete Step closer, don't be afraid Check out my pearly gates This is the Primitivo bar Where the vodka floats for free Got no entrance, there's no fee We've survived for two hundred years So join us celebrate Just one thing Before you go in Tell me how Do you define a sin? I only want your best boy" Well what do you need that for I said and walked Through that door I was about to find out That this rotten nest Wouldn't leave me any rest When a woman all dressed in black Gave me her tears And I gave her nothing back A devil with a golden tooth Sat drinking in the bar Said he would have liked to make me a star But what's so sad and truly a shame Is that I never would go that far A drunken man Fell off his chair Saying lord Why do I even care About those seven billion junkies Why do I even care? Now, leave them! For Mother earth to bear Saturday night, Saturday night I guess I'm feeling alright I'm just waiting for the sisters of faith To roll my dice I told that beast of business I don't want to sell my soul For a piece of his rock'n'roll I don't know when, I don't know how But I felt the blues just coming over me He just puffed on his cigar The smoke came out of his ears He took a pause and then he said cheers When suddenly the sparkle in his eyes Just disappeared And a gang of angels appeared In the middle of the room They were shining so crystal clear With their halos hanging loose Those angels can't handle the booze Oh you Primitivo bar Don't you let this go to far Oh Primitivo Saturday If this is just a play I beg you to play it my way