Let's all sing together, the internet is forever
Here we go
The internet is forever (and ever)
(The internet is forever)
You're grandmother's in an open casket
You're in a suit and shades
You take your iPhone out and you snap it
Hashtag sad day
You oughta be ashamed
Posing in the bathroom mirror
In a snippy little two piece
In the background there's a toddler crying on the toilet seat
You oughta be ashamed
Of your selfie
Now why you gotta go and tweet it?
When you really oughta just delete it
Now we all wanna unsee it, but we can't
You oughta be ashamed, but you're not
Spring breakin' in Daytona
Middle of a keg stand
It's all fun and games 'til your daddy (the internet is forever)
Follows you on Instagram
You oughta be ashamed
That's right
Of your selfie (the internet is forever)
You oughta take that stick and break it in half
Show a little sense, show a little class
You took it of your face, but you know you're really showing your ass
Go on and take one at the Grand Canyon (the internet is forever)
Or if you get to meet Ringo Starr
But if you're texting some girl you just met
Pictures of your little Brett Favre
You oughta be ashamed
Of your selfie (the internet is forever)
You oughta be ashamed
Of your selfie (the internet is forever)
Let's all sing together, the internet is forever
Come on you oughta know better
The internet is forever
Making out with your professor
The internet is forever
Naked with an Irish setter
The internet is forever
Smoking in your third trimester
The internet is forever
He said his name was Heather
The internet is forever
Can that T-shirt get any wetter?
The internet is forever
Where the hell d'you get that sweater?
The internet is forever
Amen