Well, I won two dollars on a scratch-off ticket So I went back to the counter and I bought two more with it And I won ten bucks and that was just right So I bought a six-pack and a bag of ice Ya know even if our ship came in And this is all we got It ain't like we really need a million dollar yacht...' Cause We got an inner tube We got a trailer hitch We're near the river and far from rich But we have got each other and gas in the tank We're laughing all the way To the river bank Still, can you imagine if we ever struck it I'd go shoot tequila, take a lime and suck it And we'd tell our bosses they can do the same We'll find a big cruise ship and buy the whole dang thing We'd sail around the world and go to shore in a dingy But 'til that dream comes true, why don't ya grab your bikini... 'Cause We got an inner tube We got a trailer hitch We're near the river and far from rich But we have got each other and gas in the tank We're laughing all the way To the river bank However it goes (whatever happens) We've got it made (in these shades) 'Cause, baby, we can float (behind this boat) And we can ride a wave We got an inner tube We got a trailer hitch We're near the river and far from rich But we have got each other and gas in the tank And it's a beautiful day, we're laughing all the way To the river bank