Somebody's gotta scratch your back The places you can't reach Say something that'll make you laugh That's exactly what you need And I hope that's me, I hope that's me Somebody's gonna get dressed up And take you out for valentine's Get lots of jealous looks Thinking that's one lucky guy And I hope that's me, I hope that's me And you, you keep on wondering who Is gonna love you like I already do And I keep wondering when you'll see That eventually Somebody's gonna throw on a coat When your fever hits a hundred and two Go down and pick your prescription up And come home and fix you soup And I hope that's me, I hope that's me Somebody's gonna buy a ring Somebody's gonna make you cry Somebody's gonna lift that veil And get to look into your eyes And I hope that's me, I hope that's me 'Cause you, you keep on wondering who Is gonna love you like I already do And I keep wondering when you'll see Maybe eventually Old man on a front porch swing Looking back on his long life Glass of ice tea in his hand Other arm around his wife I hope that's you, I hope that's me I hope that's you and I hope that's me I hope that's you and I hope that's me I hope that's you, and I hope that's me I hope that's me