I'm supposed to mow the grass today I'm supposed to fix the fence But with the sun beatin' down on me It's hard to make it make sense Half of me wants a cold beer Yeah, that's the cold heart truth And with a 'frigerator stocked full of 'em Tell me what's a boy to do? I ain't even tryna fight it, it's already been decided The sky and the mountains are blue Half of me wants a cold beer And the other half does too Yeah, I kinda need to wash my truck But hell, I kinda don't care I think old Alan Jackson said it best "It's five o'clock somewhere" Half of me wants a cold beer Yeah, that's the cold heart truth And with a 'frigerator stocked full of 'em Tell me what's a boy to do? I ain't even tryna fight it, it's already been decided The sky and the mountains are blue Half of me wants a cold beer Yeah, and the other half does too Yeah, yeah Half of me wants a cold beer If I did what I should be doin' Buddy, that would really ruin all the fun, yeah There's a world of bad decisions out there, but this ain't one 'Cause half of me wants a cold, cold beer Yeah, that's the cold heart truth (yeah, it is) And with a 'frigerator stocked full of 'em Tell me what's a boy to do? I ain't even tryna fight it, it's already been decided The sky and the mountains are blue Half of me wants a cold beer And the other half does too Yeah, half of me wants a cold, cold beer The other half wants two Woo-hoo! That sounds good, but I can't tell 'cause you're in or not