Some days when I wake up, I just wanna break stuff
Other times man, I just need a break
Most days I leave my house without eating breakfast
And I usually got no time to pick up on the way
I light my cigarette five minutes before my exit —
A tiny fuse to a tiny little death
I think to myself, "man, what a world it is where I
Kill myself as I'm cashing my cheques"
And I don't know how you do what you do
You never been untrue, you never ever lie
But me
I got a thorn in my side and a skip in my step
Got a million dollar smile and a price on my head
I got a mugshot, baby, that says
I'm never gonna be a free man again
I'd speed more often if I were rich enough to do so
I still do though, and the tickets just pile right up
I go too hard in a sharp left turn and my tires burn,
But shit! I like the rush
I can't go back yet, I told all my enemies
I was gonna ditch my blue collar life and start up a band!
Now I am living with my three best friends in the Six,
In the sticks, in the back of a van
And I don't know how you do what you do, you never been untrue,
You never been unblessed
And I've never been on time
I got a thorn in my side and a skip in my step
Got a thousand dollar smile and a price on my head
I got a phone plan, baby, that says
I'm never gonna be a free man again
I got a thorn in my side and a skip in my step
Got a hundred dollar smile and a price on my head
I got a tax form, baby, that says
I'm never gonna be a free man
Make yourself at home while I slip into something comfortable — a coma
Make yourself at home while I slip into something comfortable — a coma
Make yourself at home while I slip into something comfortable
I got a tombstone waiting that says
I'm never gonna be a free man again
I got a thorn in my side and a skip in my step
Got a 20 dollar smile and a price on my head
I got a sharp tongue, baby, that says
I'm never gonna be a free man again
I got a thorn in my side and a skip in my step
Got an aftermarket smile and my teeth are all red
Now I got five bucks, baby, that says
I'm never gonna be a free man