Lately I've been feeling a little strange But it's alright because I know you're feeling more or less the same I've been getting high a lot of times And writing songs that would embarrass me before if they'd been played Been getting addicted to the news It's just like binging on a Netflix show 'Til the monster comes for you It's just so realistic And now I'm living day by day No longer burdened by the weight Of all these hopes and expectations And if the sky bursts into flames I'll get a hose And if the water rises I'll play "Good Vibrations" I get my daily dose of gloom Right after dinner with my vitamins If you want you can have some too Let's all get pessimistic My life goes on, all of my days blend in And I don't have no plans tonight But everything is changing And what a time it is to be alive I close my eyes and when I wake up I imagine that I'm dreaming The kids don't want to go to school They want you to get realistic Drown in your optimism pool Let's all get pessimistic We got the power to get over it together But it isn't always easy to remember you know When everybody's busy offending each other And they can't get it together, no they won't let it go I find a positive and add it to a negative And multiply the opposite and take another sedative And settle into bed and watch a Sentimental sentimental sentimental Television television television show