Hello, don't mean to interrupt your flow
But I've got something you need to know
And it's very specific so here we go
I wanna meet Richard Dreyfuss
I know, but if you know anywhere he goes
Or have his email or contact info
I would go very low because
I need to meet Richard Dreyfuss
What's his handshake like?
What does he wear?
What's his relationship with his family?
(Questions we all wanna know)
What does he smell like?
Doesn't he care
That someone would go this hard
To try to meet Richard Dreyfuss?
I wanna see how his bald head shines
How the light reflects on his moustache
Did you ever see Mr Holland's Opus?
God, Richard Dreyfuss, he fuckin crushed that
Do you have his Hulu password?
Do any of you know if he uses Uber?
Does Richard Dreyfuss live in an apartment?
Is that apartment in need of a super?
What LA gym does Richard Dreyfuss attend?
And what's the gym's monthly rate?
(He was in Jaws)
Would he be by the ellipticals?
Or does he hang around the free weights?
Does he shop at Wholefoods?
Does he bring his own bag?
Can I buy Richard Dreyfuss some almond milk?
What type of car does he drive?
What's his license plate number?
Do you have access to a police computer?
Do you know a police officer?
Okay so, there should be links in the video
So that's the place to go if
You by any chance happen to know
Any way to meet Richard Dreyfuss
I would kill you all to meet Richard Dreyfuss
I would kill you all to meet Richard Dreyfuss
I would kill you all to meet Richard Dreyfuss