You know, Richard, I never thought it would end this way Shaking your hand at the Eckard Hall in Clearwater Florida I was the only one there under 65 I guess that's how it goes So I've met the man I went on stage and shook his hand But I feel unfulfilled (There is something still wrong) Was this a good life goal? I should have probably focused more on school Or learned a marketable skill (Instead of writing celebrity songs) I'm lost without Richard Drefuss An existential crisis And nothing else rhymes with Dreyfuss So it's time to say Goodbye To Richard Dreyfuss