I am a stealing cheating non-believing Jack of no trades A no good rambling gambling girl's purse grabbing robber of graves But when my conscience weighs me down Well hell I'll pick up the phone I dial Mister Apology and these two words I moan I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry Well I guess that wipes the slate clean Mister Apology? I am a sugar honey lipstick bunny teen beauty queen I go to town and turn those heads wherever I may be seen But when I drank and drove my car and took out some damn old guy And then they asked if it were me and shamelessly I lied I'm guess I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry Well I guess that wipes the slate clean Mister Apology? I am a fundamental transcendental old preacher man Beseeching overreaching always teaching all whom I can My belly's yeller like the cornbread that we make in the South And I cannot resist a young thang with a purdy mouth LORD HAVE MERCY! I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry Well I guess that wipes the slate clean Mister Apology?