I am The wittlest minotaur, the wittlest minotaur in the world I have The wittlest hooves and the wittlest horns That are wittle bit curled Other monsters don't think I'm tough Cyclops is a jerk Just wait until I show my stuff Even though my woar doesn't really work Woar I'm working on it I am the wittlest minotaur And someday soon they'll see That great things comes from wittle minotaurs (Great things come from little minotaurs) Small but very scary minotaurs (Small but very scary minotaurs) Tiny, fearsome, awesome minotaurs Just like me And that's no bull