Who knew that it would be this time of year That made you feel so sad, Nic my dear I guess it ain't always what it's cracked up to be You knew you needed help but you don't ask, And spend the rest of the year flat on your arse Why don't you let Mrs. Claus take the reins, baby? Let's fix your lifetime Of mistletoe and crime I just need you to give me one small favour Just for me Santa, get your shit together You know there's 30 other days in December? Self-improvement's free and I really want to see you love yourself for me. If you have trouble fitting down chimneys And your health is at risk, let alone your knees You know you could reverse your type 2 diabetes? Pull through and get yourself back on the horse Christmas time ain't anyone's but yours Don't let Bublé or Mariah take the glory Santa Don't you be so shy I know that red is sexy, but what colour are your eyes? Hazel A chestnutty brown So, get that green suit on and it'll highlight your brow Santa Stay true to all your roots Don't let the corporate businesses keep filling their boots Cola Hell that ain't your drink You're a modern man bathing in a cherry-filled sink You're the reason why King of the sky Hell, you're the father of Christmas And I believe in you man Santa, get your shit together You know there's 30 other days in December? Self-improvement's free and I really want to see you love yourself for me C'mon Santa, get your shit together You know there's 30 other days in December? Self-improvement's free and I really want to see you love yourself Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year