Just another day with 'old news' Is 'Mrs. Claus' all I am to you? I'm sick and tired of always being second best to Christmas God knows where he'd be if I weren't here Not to mention all his reindeer He's been pulled along by women his entire existence I got nothing to say just somebody to lose Wouldn't you do the same if you were in my shoes? Everyone's got to go someday It doesn't seem so out of the blue When they're a lousy husband to you I'll take it slow and before you know I'll be the Queen of Christmas No one seems to miss the odd few Elves I've taken out before you You're gonna wish that you payed more attention to me honey Better watch your back Better live in fear You may ride a sleigh But death rides a reindeer Say your goodbyes this is your day Oh how it feels so good this way A matriarchal Christmas day I'm the Queen of Christmas don't get in my way If I want it, I'll take it anyway