Where does an animal sleep When the ground is wet? Cows in the ballroom Chickens in the farmer's corvette Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony gets depressed How does an animal see Once the sun is set? Bandits in the capital Limited civilian unrest Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony gets depressed What kind of animal Needs to smoke a cigarette? Grass in the pasture Is sharper than a bayonette Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony gets depressed Happiness won't leave me alone Says a bird in his nest Get a load of this fuckin' view Its the best in the west Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony gets depressed