Life sucks and God is sitting above the clouds And pour the rain over me As if I'm not suffering enough My lifelong love has abandoned me I'm sitting with a mortgage On my house With an interest That's the worst I've seen All my life I've been told I'll find gold Life sucks it drives me crazy Bad luck is my middle name Life sucks it drives me crazy I'm having no luck in this game About lunch time last week my boss Told me he had enough of me The consequences is that I won't get to open No bonus at Christmas eve To add some more Fuel to my misery I've gained twelve Pounds recently My back aches I've been told I'm getting bold Life sucks it drives me crazy Bad luck is my middle name Life sucks it drives me crazy I'm having no luck in this game I'm having no luck at all I'm not winning All I know is how to fall Life sucks it drives me crazy Bad luck is my middle name Life sucks it drives me crazy I'm having no luck in this game