If you're tired of drinking straight from your mouth
Then buy a straw and sip it all out
We have all the colors and versions
Of tubular objects to suck out emulsions
Stripey and dotted and platted and gray
And rainbow ones for those who are gay
They come in different combos and packagings
Within a box that's in another packaging
All the ways you're polluting the earth
Greta was the first
Now it's time for the Earth
To be treated like a lady
Stop killing all her babies
Straws may be fun, but they kill our turtles
Will you still be laughing when they've all been murdered
Your kids will be sad, cuz they never saw one
And they never will, cuz they've all been killed
The oceans are swarming with trash islands forming
And some people argue the globe isn't warming
Come spend your vacation at an island named Dong Minh
With garbage-filled water and a stench while you're swimming
All the ways you're polluting the earth
Greta was the first
Now it's time for the Earth
To be treated like a lady
Stop killing all her babies
If you want to live 'till retirement age
You better do something about climate change
I once skipped school to participate in a protest
Your dad drove you there
But nobody cared
All the ways you're polluting the earth
Greta was the first
Now it's time for the Earth
To be treated like a lady
Stop killing all her babies
Even though the protest was a month ago
It's still a thing
And it's worse than a month ago
So cut down on your waste
And even though the protest was a week ago
It's still a thing
And it's worse than a week ago
So cut down on your waste
If you wanna see better days