This is a story about a friend of mine
He is abnormally intelligent
But he could bust a phatty rhyme
Even when he got up in the blunt
But that all changed
When the girl who he lives with came to town
And he let her take him away from me
And so I had to ask him how
That's when he said, "She takes advantage of me!"
She takes advantage of me! She takes advantage of me!
She takes advantage of me! She takes advantage of me!
She even knows when I pee!"
I think eventually she'll make a meal out of me
Because her love is a mutt from hell
That I can't live without
Your love is a mutt from hell
That I can't live without
One of these days, I swear I'm gonna get out
'Til then your love is a mutt from hell
That I can't live without, oh
That's why I'm talking to you now
Sarah lives with Bradley now
I guess that is how she wants her shit
He needed a place to stay, so it's of mutual benefit
And I stopped by on my way to Pomona yesterday
And she sat down and spilled her guts to me
That's when I thought she would tell me she's gay
Instead she said, "He takes advantage of me!"
He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me!
He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me!
He even knows when I pee!
I think eventually he'll make a meal out of me
Because his love is a mutt from hell
That I can't live without
His love is a mutt from hell
That I can't live without
One of these days, I swear I'm gonna get out
'Til then your love is a mutt from hell
That I can't live without, oh
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Talking to
That's why I'm talking to
That's why I'm talking to
That's why I'm talking to
Talking to
That's why I'm talking to
That's why I'm talking to
That's why I'm talking, talking, talking to you now!
Because your love is a mutt from hell
That I can't live without
Your love is a mutt from hell
That I can't live without
One of these days, I swear I'm gonna get out
'Til then your love is a mutt from hell
That I can't live without, oh
That's why I'm talking to you now
That's why I'm talking to you now
That's why I'm talking to you now
That's why I'm talking to you now