Guess the word is out, I'm treading water again One thousand miles east of where the horizon line met its end Half a country from where ukulele girls played The same songs over and over, voices flatter than Winnipeg Why can't they all be Minnesota girls? I'm sorry, Brian Wilson, but you were wrong Why can't they all be Minnesota girls? I'm sorry, Brian Wilson, but you were wrong It's now thirty below and I can't feel my toes Damn, it's great to be home No longer fit in your trendy life in N.Y.C But that's okay, I'm kicking it with my friends at the 7th St. Entry Why can't they all be Minnesota girls? I'm sorry, Brian Wilson, but you were wrong (Minnesota girls) It's now thirty below and I can't feel my toes Damn, it's great to be home Why can't they all be Minnesota girls? I'm sorry, Brian Wilson, but you were wrong Why can't they all be Minnesota girls? (Minnesota girls) I'm sorry, Brian Wilson, but you were wrong (Minnesota girls) It's now thirty below and I can't feel my toes Damn, it's great to be home