Two Tylenol and some hair of the dog
Ain't how I really wanna start my day
But from what I recall, which ain't much at all
I don't think I can take all the blame
And I think I was dancing, Lord why was I dancing
Ain't got no swagger, I got moves like Haggard
But whatever they slipped me
Sure dropped me and kicked me
And now I got my head in the sink
Who put that drunk in my drank
And those three sheets in the wind
Who gave that room a big spin
And knocked me off my feet
Who put that drunk in my drank
Yeah I got a real bone to pick, with whoever it is
I must've let borrow my cell
Cuz those seventy texts, they sent to my ex
They ain't going over too well
And I think I was streaking, why the hell was I streaking?
It was way too cold, to be that bold
Must've been those goggles
That made me think they were models, ha
Giving out their numbers to me
Who put that drunk in my drank
And those three sheets in the wind
Who gave that room a big spin
And knocked me off my feet
Who put that drunk in my drank
Nah, nah I'm not drunk, you're drunk
Ha, your mom's drunk
I say shots
Uhhh I second that
Yeah who got me wasted and ripped
Hammered and lit
And wouldn't stop giving my arm a twist
Ba, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, do
Who put that **** in my drank
And those three sheets in the wind
Who gave that room a big spin
And knocked me off my feet
Who put that drunk in my drank
I wanna know
Who gave that room a big spin
And knocked me off my feet
Who put that **** in my drank
My money's on Casee
Somebody's gonna have to go on a beer run
Man, I bet Amazon
Amazon beer?
Does Uber?
Amazon, wait, we can get Amazon Prime
They could have it here
They do everything man
Does Uber deliver beer?