Number 3, she was just like me, But I'll never know why she left so suddenly Number 4 was a total bore She spent so many nights knocking atmy door If it's love by numbers I really feel less than zero It's a one plus one kind of rumba It always ends below zero I'm way too old to give it a go I remember number 9 I think she was dating a good friend of mine Number 7 was a match made in heaven She wanted too much and I couldn't get even If it's love by numbers I really feel less than zero It's a one plus one kind of rumba It always ends below zero It's way too cold for me to go I'm way too old to give it a go It's far too late for me I know oh oh If it's love by numbers I really feel less than zero It's way too cold for me to go I'm way too old to give it a go From day one oh I always knew You'd be on top of my list oh my number 2Where are you?