Hulk is not a puny, Hulk is not a flee Hulk is Hulk and I wish The Hulk were me If I were a Hulk no one will pick on me Not without disturbing his soul Of animal green A primitive mind that couldn't grasp a thing My friends will all react with shocking disbelief And there's the girl: the girl of my dreams Well she couldn't help but notice me If I were green I'll show her that Hulk has a tender side too Now crippling her boyfriend was only for a love A love so true Blood raising, eyes seriously changing Muscles wrappingly expanding Face a twisted expression of savage rage If I was the Hulk I'll save you If you have been trapped beneath the burning cars I'll throw it to the ground and pick you up in my arms And run to where I could hide You'll watch me turn back To my less desirable self But you wouldn't care You'll still see the Hulk that lies within This pointdexter of a man.