Who's this life for anyway? An inch is from a mile, To live your life in an ambulance Running all the lights. My name is Hurricane Joe, tonight. My name is Submarine Tom, tonight. I fell into the rug last night, Must have lost my eye. Tell me doctor will I be all all right? Will you look inside? My name is Eskimo Bill, tonight. My name is Parachute Bob, tonight. Hand me a cigarette, Jim, And ask the paramedic If she will be my wife So i can learn to crawl again And finally open up my life.