I make a date for golf And you can bet your life it rains My flat warming got started But the btch next door complained It seems ill spend my whole life Catching colds and missing trains I waited in the rain For a blind date who never showed Then a 4x4 drenched my jeans as i tried to cross the road Got back to the car in time to watch it being towed Everything haoppens to me At first i thought you might break this jinx for me Youi love would bring an end to my despair That would have been so cool Not how its meant to be Instead you vanished into thin air Ive emailed and ive phoned Sent a text meassge or two You told me to piss off and for that respect is due I fell in love just once Did it have to be with you?