How do I know if I love you? When I sure like your bread The way that you tucker and straighten your bed But how do I know if I love you? How do I know if I know you? When you come out clean from the shower You squeak to the touch and you smell like a flower How do I know if I know you? Some men die in a fall Not trusting their nose to show them the way Some men die in a fall The sun ain't no keeper in the pit of that day How do I know if I love you? When all these things come and go? You can't stand them together in some neat little row So how do I know, how do I know, how do I know? How do I know if I know you? When the light in your house isn't on? I thought I heard movement but maybe I'm wrong So how do I know if I know you? How do I know if I love you? When you've drawn the imaginary line The way that you walk in two steps behind How do I know if I love you? (How do I know, how do I know, how do I know?...)