Has anybody seen a samurai sword? I think I left it leaning up beside the outhouse door When I came back later, it was missing, of course Has anybody seen a samurai sword? It has a stingray handle that's a little bit torn Maybe you could have mistaken it for one of yours? Well, I really need it back to fight my way to the end Plus, it's only on loan from a friend Folded over a million times By the lonely blacksmith that lives in the skies It's simply irreplaceable And it's totally indestructible But it's also on loan from a friend Has anybody seen a samurai sword? It may have fallen off my belt onto this forest floor And I'm hoping maybe someone here has possibly seen it And I'll get back to where I wasn't before Has anybody seen a samurai sword? I think I left it leaning up beside the outhouse door It has a blade that's been tempered by the blood of the gods And a tiny little sticker of a dog Folded over a million times By the lonely blacksmith that lives in these skies It's simply irreplaceable And it's totally indestructible But it's also on loan from a friend