Ditto, ditto, ditto
Ditto, ditto, here Ditto!
I love the way you treat me like a queen
Then take me home and peel me like a tangerine
Every night, bring to life all my dirty dreams, yeah
No one ever loved me like you
I disliked you at first, then I forgot
How could I stay mad when you're just so hot
You gave me more attention than I ever got
Even if it's in the way that you do
Before you came into my life, it was such a mess
And now I love it when you slap me across the chest
And I never want to argue 'cause Daddy knows best
And I always wanna be a good kiddo
All my friends are just jealous when they say it's wrong
Because they'll never understand how our love is so strong
I finally know where I belong
So when you said you were in love, I said, "ditto"
I don't want to know if you prescribe to that
False idol beauty, I'm the queen of the rats babe
I've got a cyst on my back, wanna pop it?
Our Acme love shows no kinda stoppin'
Love your ugly face when we're out boppin'
Beauty is boring so please just drop it
You might not feel the best, but you're the best for me
Ugly bum babies, queer family
Don't need a union, our crust is enough
Don't need symmetry on a face that I love
Don't need a big man trying to be macho
Need a sissy fag up in my studio
Think I've worked it out, yeah, you're the one for me
Priorities right, so I'll give you the key
To my heart, to my world, you can meet all the girls
Long as I get your creativity
Hey, you okay?
I've not seen you in some time
And since I've been away
I've written you this rhyme
I heard you got a new man on the scene
Hope he doesn't act mean just to keep you keen
I hope he's the prince in your happy-ever-after
And fills your days with love and laughter
Ditto, ditto, ditto!