When I first saw you, I was so confused 'Cause if anyone would wave, I doubted it'd be you Skip a week and we were pretty good friends But then you opened your mouth And I thought it would never end Sharon, it's early in the morning Your take on the great financial crisis isn't for me Sharon, just wait up It's boring Go and pester someone that isn't me And when it's time to go She won't know the answer to what's been going on And it goes to show Despite reading the Financial Times Being left with nothing to say Thе world lives another day Now and then I think of when you screwed me over Sending me messages at night on your flip screen Motorola You see we talk for 20 minutes Then I always leave you on read 12 texts in a row is the last thing that I need Sharon, it's early in the morning Your take on the great financial crisis isn't for me Sharon, just wait up It's boring Go and pester someone that isn't me And when it's time to go She won't know the answer to what's been going on And it goes to show Despite reading the Financial Times Being left with nothing to say The world lives another day