"Hard Up" Harry standing on the street Trying to make friends with every girl he meets Mavis drives by in her car. She says "Harry, what are you looking for?" I'm looking for love Looking for love trying to find someone who'll care I'm looking for love Looking for love, looking for love But I can't find love nowhere "Smooth talking Harry" with a glass of wine Girls laugh at his jokes because he's buying Mavis sees him across the bar She says, "Harry, what are you looking for?" "High Tech Harry" the computer Don Juan Checking out OK Cupid dot com Up pops Mavis, chatting on line She says, "Harry what are you trying to find?" Mavis says Harry, "You don't have to go far Yeah, you can find love in a bar" "On the street, or on line but it ain't that hard 'Cause love is waiting in your own back yard" "Handsome Harry" hears wedding bells Standing in the church and feeling swell Down the aisle walks Mavis in a long white gown I'm looking for love Looking for love but I couldn't find love nowhere I'm looking for love Looking For Love, Looking For Love Now I've found someone who'll care