Ab baari humaari hai Kopche mein almari hai Birju ja almari mein se sandook le Sandook mein se bandook lekar aa tu Iska karde full 'n final aaj Taakega tu maa ki laaj Nachega tu khake paanch, goliyan Aale daaku, saale daapu Lauta kangan warna chadega tu suli, kyu miyaan? Aarrgh! Nahi chadha to maine zalzala le aana hai Chal zara tu Bombay 70 valvala dikhlana hai Wahaan public hai battar maregi patthar Bhagega bachkar kaise tu Lala tere bahot naatak Baaju mein hai rail phatak Fatak tutela hai, Birju hatela hai Buddha thakela tu ekdam sukhela hai Gusse mein janta hai Pitna to banta hai Khaane ke wande hain 40 ke kaande hain Futeli chaali hai khuli hui naali hai Public mawwali hai de raili gaali hai Raste pe khadde hai Bhai log ke adde hain Sarh gayele masle he he tu hansle Kangan kidhar hai be lala (Ha ha sir sir.:): D