I think she came from California Like the flavor of the month She had a big fat bitchy mouth And kept it open way too much I couldn't take it when she blew me off When I couldn't get it up She'd tell the whole town, she'd tell the whole world I had to shut her up Doo run doo run everywhere Everywhere I go People want to shake my hand I killed Meg the I killed Meg the I killed Meg the Prom Queen She had a turtle named McPumpkin She read the Catcher in the Rye Honor roll and cheerleader We all wished she'd choke and die Now that I'm older I don't regret it As a matter of fact I'm pretty good with it I chopped her up in my Monte Carlo And dumped her in a ditch It made me a hero In the community They told me confidentially "Forget it, kid... you're covered"