Turning to Eva, hello good morning Turning to Eva, hello good morning Now I am a happy man She moved her mouth and waved her hand Turning to Eva, hello good morning Turning to Eva, hello good morning An ivory tower or a blue chiffon Well, I know where she's coming from Turning to Eva I'm turning to Eva I'm turning to Eva (Her crooked teeth remind me of Cher) I'm turning to Eva (a crocodile barrette in her hair) Will her boyfriend call tonight? Will her mom give her a ride? Turning to Eva I'm turning to Eva I'm turning to Eva (A T-shirt of poor Sharon Tate) I'm turning to Eva (a G.I. Joe book bag she made) Now I am a happy man She moved her mouth and waved her hand Turning to Eva, hello good morning Turning to Eva, hello good morning I'm Turning to Eva, hello good morning I'm Turning to Eva