There was once a lad who looked like me
He's an innocent soul, but he loved TV
His friend got him an anime
And now he's a goddam' weeb (Ara Ara!)
Oh no, he's addicted to porn
He watches hentai way 'til the morn'
One day he was having some fun
'Til his mom burst in, oh no!
His stepsis whispered "Oniichan"
It felt so wrong, but he was a fan
She got stuck in the laundry door
And watch the lil' lad go
Oh no, he's addicted to porn
He watches hentai way 'til the morn'
One day he was having some fun
'Til his mom burst in, oh no!
His stepmom walked in, she was mad
She said im about to tell yall's dad
Unless y'all wanna run it back
And make it a party of three
Oh no, he's addicted to porn
He watches hentai way 'til the morn'
One day he was having some fun
'Til his mom burst in, oh no!
(Go!)
(Woah!)
(Yeah!)
There was once a lad who looked like me
He's an innocent soul, but he loved TV
His friend got him an anime
And now he's a goddam' weeb (Ara Ara!)
Oh no, he's addicted to porn
He watches hentai way 'til the morn'
One day he was having some fun
'Til his mom burst in, oh no!
His stepsis whispered "Oniichan"
It felt so wrong, but he was a fan
She got stuck in the laundry door
And watch the lil' lad go
Oh no, he's addicted to porn
He watches hentai way 'til the morn'
One day he was having some fun
'Til his mom burst in, oh no!
His stepmom walked in, she was mad
She said im about to tell yall's dad
Unless y'all wanna run it back
And make it a party of three
Oh no, he's addicted to porn
He watches hentai way 'til the morn'
One day he was having some fun
'Til his mom burst in, oh no!
(Go!)
(Woah!)
(Yeah!)