Mum did you know that I love ya But I can't hear about Michelle Obama I don't care if she is a man I came home to see the fam It all started with 9 11 Now you believe in heaven Cos Charles Darwin was a bigot And Donald Trump won twice don't you reckon? I was raised on organic veggies 5G is a government weapon The chemtrails are fucking scary I'm so glad that you are wary Conspiracy Mum Conspiracy Mum JFK was killed Satan Monsanto is making bacon Education is indoctrination We're heading towards a one world nation Now you might think that the earth is flat But TBH I'm off that There's fluoride coming out of our tap Mum will not take that crap The Rothschilds are fucking evil Qanon is on a level Big tech is silencing our thoughts Mum said the bolognese has thawed Conspiracy Mum Conspiracy Mum Conspiracy Mum Conspiracy Mum I just wanted a nice family holiday by the sea But instead, instead I got mum conspiracy Conspiracy Hi Brook, it's mum I feel sorry for you young ones these days. All is not as it appears. But anyway.