1 I am a waste, I am a waste of space, I live in a flat a flat in a flattened place, I keep a cat, a cat who keeps a grudge, The screws on the electric meter will not budge. La la la la la la la la la la. (repeat) 2 I am a waste, I am a waste of time, Don't fill in forms, won't pay my bills on time, I'm a bad model for any son of man, Stayed on the dole turned down a job at Heinz. La la la la la la la la la, (repeat) Instrumental section. 3 I sang a song, the song was a waste of breath. Cos you didn't hear and if you did you'd have talked over it. I think it's time that we both learned to love. Lightning hit the telly and we took a bath. La la la la la la la la la la.(repeat ad lib)