Who is really your best friend? Who loves you most who's best in band? Who's always waiting when you come late? Who wants to meet you and can not wait? Beer, whiskey, vodka I want them all! Alcohol!!! Alcohol!!! Alcohol!!! Alcohol!!! He always helps me when I'm down He makes me feel like king with crown Society says it's really bad And I say 'fuck it. I like it like that.' Beer, whiskey, vodka I want them all!