I haven't done my homework in a few years That's probably why mom has shed a few tears I get a note that says "we want you here" But who knows where I'll end up in a few years My ADD would interrupt me all class I'd fake a headache just to get a hall pass The football team would threaten kicking my ass I had to rig the system so that I'd pass I got a letter from the uppers and the setters Telling everyone they're better than me I know you're smarter and you're gonna get farther But don't tell me that you're better than me If everybody's walking in a different way Do I turn around or keep on down my lane Do everything I've dreaded for no damn pay But if I go to college then it's suddenly okay Anxiety it better fucking pass soon Or else I'll have to take my coat and hat soon With everybody sitting in the back room But I just spend the whole night in the bathroom I'm getting better Everyday is getting fresher You don't gotta send that letter to me I read the header And it makes me want the sweater But I wouldn't even go if it's free (And it's not) If everybody's walking in a different way Do I turn around or keep on down my lane Do everything I've dreaded for no damn pay But if I go to college then it's suddenly okay I got a letter from the uppers and the setters Telling everyone they're better than me (Everyone they're better than me) If everybody's walking in a different way Do I turn around or keep on down my lane Do everything I've dreaded for no damn pay But if I go to college then it's suddenly okay