Oh-ho-ho-ho Oh-ho-ho-ho Oh-ho-ho-ho Oh-ho-ho-ho Everybody was kung fu fighting Those kicks were fast as lightning In fact, it was a little bit frightening But they fought with expert timing There were funky Chinamen from funky Chinatown They were chopping them up, they were chopping them down It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part From a feint into a slip and a kicking from the hip Everybody was kung fu fighting, huh Those kicks were fast as lightning In fact, it was a little bit frightening, oh, yeah But they fought with expert timing There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung He said, "Here comes the big boss, let's get it on" He took a bow and made a stand, started swaying with the hand A sudden motion made me skip, now we're into a brand new trip Everybody was kung fu fighting (huh) Those kicks were fast as lightning (ha) In fact, it was a little bit frightening (huh) But they did it with expert timing (ha) Oh yeah (Oh-ho-ho-ho) huh (Oh-ho-ho-ho) ha (Oh-ho-ho-ho) huh (Oh-ho-ho-ho) keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on Sure enough Everybody was kung fu fighting (huh) Those kicks were fast as lightning (ha) In fact, it was a little bit frightening (huh) But they did it with expert timing (ha) (Oh-ho-ho-ho) kung fu fighting (Oh-ho-ho-ho) hands and feet fast as lightning (Oh-ho-ho-ho) huh, ha (Oh-ho-ho-ho) huh, ha (Oh-ho-ho-ho) keep on, keep on, keep on (Oh-ho-ho-ho) huh, ha, yeah (Oh-ho-ho-ho) everybody was kung fu fighting