Ladies and Gentlemen
Welcome to the heart of all
We welcome to the debut grand opening of
Kaala bazaar jazz club
My name is shauhar
Urf flamboyant farookh
Urf nawabjaan
Enjoy your night, everybody
I'mma talk like I'm wilding out
Violins lao
Kagali meh hai
Aata geela Jay Singh Rao
Paise lao, main fasciston ka tehsildaar
Imagine now
Taxidermi practicing toh
Main kitchen meh brandising the tool
Mera fan kidhar hai tu?
Meri behn kidhar hai tu?
Ya galouti-e-kabab hai nawabiyon ka shaunk
Agar shaunk hi samridhi
Toh samridhi mera marz hai
Gardh tere fars pe aur
Farz tere karz khaa gaya
Mera purse tha yaha
I lost my man-purse
Man handle the scene with the banters
Rant wanter ni thi
She was like random
Fan family bhi
I got my cancer
Driven out the sea
Mujhe utar jaani thi
Utri nahi toh fir
Shukar jaani ki
Meri jaan bach gayi
Toh fir lakho paaye
Lakh upai hai bathere
Hai bathere tere chochle bhi
Number nahi aaye
Mera bhosle ji, bhosdike phone karna
Phone karke hold karta kyu?
Tere aukaad seh bahar
Ki main hosh rakhta
Joh mera ho sake usse main na dosh deta
Mera dost mujhe puche
What's the cost of this male ego?
All I could say was
(FREE, FREE, FREE, FREE, FREE)
I'm kinda
Idiosyncratic with the idiots
I'm kinda
Idiosyncratic with the idiots
I'm kinda
Idiosyncratic with the idiots
I'm kinda
Idiosyncratic with the idiots
I'm kinda
Idiosyncratic with the idiots
I'm kinda
Idiosyncratic with the idiots
I'm kinda
Idiosyncratic with the idiots
I'm kinda
Idiosyncratic with the idiots