Arrrrgh, I'm Captain Jellytooth
And I'm here with- the most vile buccaneer
Captain Bunkwad!!!!!!
I'm with your bitch I'm givin' her scurvy
She all on me, why that bitch is so curvy?
Run up on me and my crew
And we sinking your ship
And we doin your ass so dirty
I just got ten dabloons (bitch)
I'm sipping rum like it's juice (juice)
I got a brig, you whippin' a sloop
I got all this gold this shit nothin new
Ugh- It's Captain Jelly
I be sailing all the seas
So you know I'm smelly
I just sunk your ship
And you're a yellow belly
I might loot your copse
If my shawty let me
Ugh- I got 10 gold dabloons
I went up to the crows nest
And saw your ship all marooned
Heard it got washed up
While you were plundering tombs
I found you fucked up in the sand
Like that guy from dune
I ain't afraid of no fucking kraken
I keep a blunderbuss, know I'm packin'
I got these balls, but your cannons lackin'
I'm in my quarters I'm fucking jacking (off)
I know that boy is a Brit
Or should I say bitch
I make your coat red
I'm with the shits
I got the treasure
That you fucking wish
She think it's my ship
But that's just my dick
Ugh- Got a gold tooth and it's fallin' out
Yeah we pull up to the pub and we ballin' out
All the wenches on us when we call 'em out
And all my pirates peg
If you know what I mean
I'm not talking leg
Make you walk the plank
While we watch you beg
Once your ass is gone
We're poppin' kegs